the other day, when i had my best friend, icebug123, round for a sleepover, me, my dad and icebug123 had a contest to see who could make the ickyest meal. NOTE: WE SAID THEY DID NOT HAVE TO BE EDIBLE! here they are:
Icebug123′s:
Starter: Soup with floating worms
Egg sandwich with margarine
Main Course: Magets in mince pies, with slugs in sausage
Spaghetti with snails
Cherries in a role with bits of nut
Yorkshire pudding with tomato pips in it
Potatoes with hair and salad cream
A bit of a shoe with butter in
A potato sandwich
Runner beans with fish
Pudding: Apple pie with pineapple and sweetcorn
A rabbit ear
Ice cream with brussel sprouts in it
Cake with maggot and fish spreading
Donut wuth milk and cherrys in
Dad’s:
Starter: Egg, rhubarb and vinegar soup with toasted mouldy bread
Main Course: Poached elephant trunk in petrol sauce
Served with:
- hedge trimmings
- hedgehog spikes
- cherry shampoo
- choctalate coated dishwasher tablets
Pudding: Extra special Christmas pudding made with:
- eggs
- flour
- milk
- brown sugar
- plain flour
- chopped acorns and conkers
- pickled onions
- rose petals
- bath bombs
- firelighters (grated)
- whipped honey and mustard
Served with hot apple, red pepper and coca-cola sauce
Mine:
Starter: Pig poo, wood and car tyre soup
Main Course: Mushed egg, seaweed, old shoe, cushion, TV, candle, carbord box, mouldy sweet, brussel sprout and banana chocolate, toe nail clippings and socks that smell of cheese pizza, severed with a plastic bag, mayonase and mustard
Desert: DVD in mud cooked paper pie with lego ice cream on top